Thank God the Olympics are almost over.
Rumors are starting to circulate about which stars Canada will use in their closing ceremony. But let’s be honest, it’s not hard to guess since Canada doesn’t have that many celebrities to begin with. The only choices I see are:
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Yes, I know you’re a big fan of Norwegian curling pants.
Now you can publicly proclaim your weirdness passion on Facebook with the Norwegian Olympic Curling Team’s Pants fan page. Go on, you know you want to…
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| Stephen Colbert interviews Lindsey Vonn | |
| America’s Olympic Wins – Lindsey Vonn | |
Stephen Colbert interviews Lindsey Vonn
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We know real entertainment when we see it. Namely catfighting bobsledders and fat guys on a luge. And don’t say you disagree because my web stats don’t lie.
Here are a few recent search terms that brought visitors to Olympic Agony showing what you weirdos are googling for:
I’m very proud that these crazy search terms have brought you to my humble site. You’re all welcome here at Olympic Agony – your one stop shop for “fat catfighting bobsled luging olympians crumping on acid.”
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Last week sore loser Evgeni Plushenko trashed gold medalist Evan Lysacek for not being able to perform a quadruple jump. This week he’s creating non-existent platinum medals to award himself. I wonder what Russia pays for platinum medals?
Yes, Plushenko is so certain that he was robbed of his championship by the great American beacon of masculinity that he has overridden Olympic tradition and awarded himself a non-existent platinum medal on his website. The graphic, clearly a scan of a regular Vancouver silver, is unconvincing at best… [article link]
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Commentators have been ripping Russian ice dancers Oksana Domnina and Maxim Shabalinsince before the winter games even started. (No, they’re not brother and sister). The reason is that their ice dance designed to pay tribute to Aborigines offends Aborigines.
Well, the time came to perform the same routine again last night and Domnina and Shabalinsince finally caved to the criticism by altering their controversial routine. They made everything better by adding hair pulling? Huh?
At times, Shabalin led Domnina around by her ponytail. They mugged, stuck out their tongues and mimicked the hand over mouth gesture that was once associated with American Indians. (See it here and judge for yourself.) After the dance ended, the crowd gave the Russians what could generously be called a lukewarm reception. [full article]
Every time I look at this photo I laugh out loud. If this kind of crazy happened all Olympics long I’d be much more interested in the Olympics.
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Brother and sister ice dancing pairs give me the creeps.
Click the photos to read the articles (if you’re perverted).
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The Winter Olympics are on instead of The Office and 30 Rock tonight. That frustrates me. I guess I’ll be pulling for routines like this instead (count the falls):
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